I am "on post" in a guard tower at a F.O.B. in Northern Afghanistan, the night is blacker than 4 feet up a bulls ass. My AK-47 is slung on my chest, resting on the trauma plate of my body armor. I have a bacon sandwich in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other , I'm listening to "Black Betty" by Ram Jam via my Mp3 player, and all the while scanning my area of responsibility through night vision goggles. For me it doesn't get much better!, I cant believe I get paid to do this!